Crys jokes

I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.

I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were, and he started crying more.

Anyway, working at an orphanage is fun.

If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.

Oh wait...

"Like if u cry everytime."

How do you make a disabled person cry?

Let's go play tag!

I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?

One time I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage!

Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.

I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.

What do you do when you're sad?

Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.

I got my son a bike for his birthday. The ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair all day crying.

How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice. Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear after you’ve finished raping her

Me: Hey, are your parents home?

Orphan: (crying) Stop calling here!

I started crying when Dad was chopping onions.

Onions was a good dog.

I bought my cousin a trampoline, she started crying. She was in a wheelchair.

I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.

An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.

I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”

Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.

Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Timmy: *starts crying*

Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.

I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.

A limbless man sat on the side of a lake every day. He had no hands or legs.

One day he was crying when a woman was walking by and saw that he was upset, so she asked if he was okay. He replied, "No."

The woman said, "Well, what's wrong?"

The limbless man said, "I've never been hugged by anyone ever."

So the woman, out of kindness, hugged the man. "Are you okay now?" she asked.

"No," the man replied. So again the woman asked him what was wrong. He answered, "I've never been kissed before."

The woman eagerly gave him a peck on the lips and asked, "Are you okay now?"

The man shook his head sadly. The woman asked him what was wrong for the third time. The man said, "I've never been fucked."

The woman looked at him, picks him up, throws him in the lake, and says, "Now you are!"