Crys

Crys jokes

I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.

I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were, and he started crying more.

Anyway, working at an orphanage is fun.

One time I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage!

Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.

I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.

What do you do when you're sad?

Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.

I got my son a bike for his birthday. The ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair all day crying.

How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice. Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear after you’ve finished raping her

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  • I started crying when Dad was chopping onions.

    Onions was a good dog.

    I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.

    An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.

    I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”

    Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.

    Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

    Timmy: *starts crying*

    Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.