Cry jokes
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.
When younger girls say, "I want my period, or it will not be bad."
*eating chocolate in bed crying* My face at them when they say that. 🤣🙄😵
Them: "I got my period." *them hurting*. Me: "Told ya."
Robin asks Batman what he is getting his parents for Christmas. Batman gets mad, slaps Robin, and runs off crying.
Now you know why Batman Beyond was born when Bruce died. cause of death: suicide
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"
What is the difference between a human and a burger?
Hey amazing people! The Prankster is back! This prank was on my sister and her friends. (tbh I did not think she had friends.)
I set out some snacks for them! Btw (I can't be trusted).
I gathered some "slapies."
The things I gathered were tomatoes, onions, milk, carrots, ice cream, and some dried-out green beans! All that stuff!
I need the tomatoes to make a sauce because I am going to put that with the ice cream, mix that up with the milk, yea yea it might look like a gross and nasty dish...WRONG!!!! I am going to make it into a little snack...anyway we make that into a snack for her and her friends. The onions are used to make their eyes cry and burn but I will give them a towel after that. The dried-out green beans are just to make them go over the top and overreact because I did not cook them. After that, we make it like it's not so icky!
I feed it to them!
They overreacted!
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Bye!
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...
So I threw a coconut at her.
Why do babies cry? Cuz they can't suck very well.
How do you make a baby cry? You punch it in the face.
I went to a girl and I said, "DEEZ NUTS!"
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Bible Verse of The Day - For you did not receive a spirit that makes you a slave again to fear, but you received the Spirit of sonship. And by him we cry, "Abba, Father." The Spirit himself testifies with our spirit that we are God's children.
—Romans 8:15-16
Q: How do you make a door cry?
A: Twist its knob.
I hop on Clash Royale. I see Mega Knight. I cry.
Like if you hate the Mega Knight from Clash Royale because I really, really hate it so much!
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
What's the difference between a dead hooker and an onion?
I don't cry when I'm cutting up a dead hooker.
A Catholic priest finds a young boy crying at the top of a cliff.
“What’s wrong? Why are you crying?”
The boy points down. “Mummy and Daddy were in the car and it went over the edge.”
The priest can see the flaming wreck below. He looks around and sees no one else is about and starts to unbutton his belt.
“It’s really not your day, is it?”