Cry Jokes

Enough of the jokes. It's time Togo back home. (hah I wanna cry)

What's 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when i feed it to her? A miscarriage.

Gwen: Prince they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?

Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!?!

Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now I'm logging of this site and going to watch some tv I'll be back in 1 hour but we are done...DONE...DONE

What’s red, 11 inches and makes my girlfriend cry when i slap her with it?

Her miscarriage

Why did the snowman melt?? It had a melt down 😭😭

why did the orphan cry to the teacher because they have no one else

why cant a orpan have sex

they have no one to call daddy

why does Orphan cry when we say ur mom because they have no mom

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Little girls cry. Big girls say FU*K.

why do emo people cry because their emo ahahahah

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when orphans drink milk they cry

I have a riddle for u;

10 people are on a boat But they all die due to a tsunami except the captain Then, when he gets home, his wife serves him “penguin meat” Once he eats it, he starts crying Why?