Cry jokes

Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.

Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.

I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"

A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!

Me: And this is the room I cry in.

Date: You've said that about every room.

Me: Correct!

I got my son a bike for his birthday. The ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair all day crying.

How do ghosts cry?

Boo hoo.

How do demons cry?

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A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.

The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."

"You should tell your parents," I replied back.

The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.

I hate crying.

Jake grabbed Lina's thigh and said, "Why don't we have sex? I really wanna see your boobs. I bet they're hot." "Yeah, they are." She took her clothes off and he saw her body. "OMG GODDESS OF BOOBS, PUSSYS AND BUTT LETS HAVE SEX LOOK AT MY..." HE WOKE UP THEN CRIED AND KISSED HIS SISTER'S BUTT. SHE SMACKED HIM THEN HE TOOK HER TO HIS BASEMENT AND KILLED HER FROM SEX.

So, my best friend's boyfriend broke up with her, and she started to cry.

So I told her a "single" joke, then she said, "Go and fucking die, you insensitive bitch!"

I later said, "Ugh, fine, as your BFF, I will break his body for you—happy now?"

She said, "*sniff* yes."

Enough of the jokes. It's time Togo back home. (hah, I wanna cry.)

What's 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when I feed it to her?

A miscarriage.

Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.

Why did the snowman melt?? It had a melt down! 😭😭

What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?

Her miscarriage.

Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?

Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??

Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.

Why can't an orphan have sex?

They have no one to call "daddy."

Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"

Because they have no mom.

Two guys were walking down the street, and one of the guys told his friend he could talk any blond in the world into giving him a blowjob, any blond!

So the guy bet him 20 bucks and pointed to this cute blond sitting on the side of the road and said, "Alright, let's see it!"

The other guy walks up to the cutie and says, "Hi, my name's Dave, and my doctor just told me that if I didn't get a blowjob from a blond within three hours, the disease I have will kill me in, oh, let's see now, 22 minutes!"

She looked up at him with tears in her eyes and said, "You mean I could save you from dying right now?" Then she says, "Pull it out!"

Ten minutes later, the two men were laughing and patting old Dave on the back when his friend noticed the blond sitting in the alley bawling her eyes out!

So he walks over to her and says, "I would have thought you would be so happy for saving my friend's life?!"

So she looks up at him just crying her eyes out even worse and says, "I could have saved my dad!"

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Don't cry, it's just a joke!