Cross jokes
I saw a guy crossing a street once. The light was red.
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
So my ex, who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though Will has a better haircut than me, but anyway, when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met, and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat.
Then I told her she has the Wendy's logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit, I was done.
Anyways, she cried lol.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.
When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"
God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."
Why did the emo cross the road?
To not get to the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the rooooo o oooad?
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
Why would the chicken not cross the road?
Because it's too old. (The joke is old.) (The chicken is old.)
What do you get when you cross a pig with a cactus? A porkupine!
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
Why did my brother cross the road?
Because he was looking for his brain.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
Mommy, mommy! Are we liars?
"Shut up and cross your fingers when you say that."
Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!
What is Jesus’s Favorite Exercise?
CrossFit.
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
What's the difference between Jesus and a holy whore?
Jesus got pegged against a cross.