Why did the pillow cross the road?
To get to a mattress storeππππ€£π€£π€£ππππ€©π€π₯΄
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken was in 666 pieces after being molested by gerard brutally with a rail gun covered in spears covered in his lymph his beak was ripped open and shoved in his feet after glass shards were shoved into his eyes until they came out the other side. His feet were nailed to the ground.
What do u get if u cross Damian Lillard and a watch
why did the skeleton cross the road to prove he had guts :)
Why did the little boy cross the road multiple times?
He stepped on an IED after being mutilated on a chopping block that was on fire with a table saw and multiple gallows which were infested with flaming termites with splotches of blood all over him from his eyes after they were squashed with a brick.
Why did the cow cross the road To go tp the moovies
Why did the cow cross the road? To get too the Moo-vie theater
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
Q: Why did the vegetable cross the road? A: Cause someone let go of the handle bars