Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?
A: Blue cheese.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.
Why did the elephant cross the road? It didn't see the cars.
The priest wanted the little boy to touch his cross. The boy said, "It's hard." Then it shot out holy water, and the priest said, "Come again and taste the second cumming of Jesus, lmao."
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello on the other side.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
To get to a mattress store!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find his family. Sorry!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish?
A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken was in 666 pieces after being molested by Gerard brutally with a rail gun covered in spears covered in his lymph. His beak was ripped open and shoved in his feet after glass shards were shoved into his eyes until they came out the other side. His feet were nailed to the ground.
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.
why did the skeleton cross the road to prove he had guts :)
Why did the little boy cross the road multiple times?
He stepped on an IED after being mutilated on a chopping block that was on fire with a table saw and multiple gallows which were infested with flaming termites with splotches of blood all over him from his eyes after they were squashed with a brick.
Why did the dog cross the road? To get to the other side
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the moovies.
Why did the chicken want to cross the road? Because he was suicidal and wanted to get hit by a car.
Why did the camel cross the road?
Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass.
Why did the cow cross the road? To get too the Moo-vie theater
