Cross jokes
What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
Jurassic Park.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
Because his cousin's name was Koshin, and he didn't want to live anymore.
Why did the roster cross the road twice?
To prove it was not a chicken.
What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?
A cock sucker.
Pope Francis: "What is the hardest thing about nailing a young boy to a cross?"
"My penis."
Why did the two balls cross the road?
To get to the penis!
Sorry, too rude?
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To get to the curry shop.
Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?
A: Blue cheese.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.
Why did the elephant cross the road? It didn't see the cars.
The priest wanted the little boy to touch his cross. The boy said, "It's hard." Then it shot out holy water, and the priest said, "Come again and taste the second cumming of Jesus, lmao."
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello on the other side.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
To get to a mattress store!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find his family. Sorry!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish?
A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken was in 666 pieces after being molested by Gerard brutally with a rail gun covered in spears covered in his lymph. His beak was ripped open and shoved in his feet after glass shards were shoved into his eyes until they came out the other side. His feet were nailed to the ground.
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.