Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him your life is ruined. So Jim took a picture of her and the next thing you know he said is NOW MY PHONE IS RUINED.
I was reading the new and read that a kid killed his family and when they interviewed him he said he wanted to become Batman
when is rape normal?
When its called an unplanned pregnancy
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my uncle? my girlfriend didn't go to jail for loving me.
How to commit arson 1. Burn down an orphanage
As tragic as school shootings are - it's also a quick way to a late term abortion
A straight man and a gay man are talking, the straight man says, "I'm wanted in 2 states for murder." and the gay man replies with, "oh, that sucks. I'm wanted in 13 for existing."
I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dads friend and I would take him home, he just curled up into a ball and started crying, kidnapping must be easy.
Kobe would still be alive if he would’ve gone to jail for raping that girl.
Why did the chief go to jail?
Because he beat the eggs and whiped the cream
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.
Poor bastard.
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents. Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honour. Judge: But why? Accused: Because I’m an orphan. 🥱🫤
I own a gun with Nazi rounds and shot a guy who broke into my house. He said “did you just shoot me with a Nazi round?” and I replied “do you mean Nein millimeter?”
I stole one's balls
Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins
Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes
My life is meaningless that i made a crime just to get shot 0-0 This is not a joke this is just about death...
i would rather be drugged and robbed by cardi b than listen to her fucking music
If you kill someone, that's murder. If you kill a family member, that's still murder. If you kill a child, that's "child abuse"
When babies kick their mother it'd okay but when I do it, it's a crime...
