What was blue and black and doesn't like to have sex... The little girl in my trunk.
Crime Jokes
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.
What do you call a bullet head?
JFK.
Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.
Why is 7 afraid of 6?
Because 7 is a vegetarian and 6 is a cannibal.
The person to make the first cannabinol cookbook had a wife and ate (eight) children.
What did the frog say to the pedophile?
I like my women how I like my wine: 12 years old and locked in a cellar.
Gun control...
What's a convict's favorite chore?
Weeding.
I like my women how I like my wine: 12 years old and locked in a cellar.
What does a paedophile say when he gets to heaven?
A: Where's the holy baby?
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
Why did Jack throw his alarm clock out the window?
Because it reminded him of Arnold Clock, the man who was accused of knife-raping his wife.
Pedophiles are really stupid and need to leave this earth.
What happened to the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
He burnt himself on the exhaust pipe.
What did the white kid pull out of his bookbag?
A 9mm.
I just got a job at the prison library.
It has its prose and cons.
What do you call a bunch of people near each other?
The start of the Hollacoast.
Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.
