I got in trouble at school today because i told the teacher at school with covid to stay postive
What do you call it when every one of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
I did not believe in covid 19 until I saw your teeth social distancing
chinese always proud of their principle in business the fact is only products they copy that go international except for covid.
A friend called me a while back say "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing". I reply saying " Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes".
Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid. Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID? Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
The Police officer in London , Who used fake Covid rules to arrest a young woman , drive her more than 50 miles out of London in a hire car , murder her and do whatever to her , has appealed against his Whole Life tarriff.
He should be relieved it was only that ! , could of been worse ... could of married her !
The companies that made the hand gel sanitizer must be absolutely rubbing their hands together !
I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. "She obviously has COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste."
Dr Fauci would be surprised to know that R Kelly didn't catch COVID-19. But since COVID is 19, it's too old for him.
I Didn't know that COVID 19 was a thing until i saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing
