chinese always proud of their principle in business the fact is only products they copy that go international except for covid.
A friend called me a while back say "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing". I reply saying " Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes".
Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid. Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID?
Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
The Police officer in London , Who used fake Covid rules to arrest a young woman , drive her more than 50 miles out of London in a hire car , murder her and do whatever to her , has appealed against his Whole Life tarriff.
He should be relieved it was only that ! , could of been worse ... could of married her !
The companies that made the hand gel sanitizer must be absolutely rubbing their hands together !
I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. "She obviously has COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste."
Dr Fauci would be surprised to know that R Kelly didn't catch COVID-19. But since COVID is 19, it's too old for him.
I didn't know that COVID-19 was a thing until I saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing.
Your so fat when you went outside you broke the rules for 2 meter for covid
The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.
Me in 2078 when the COVID-19 delta alpha theta beta cya layta alligayta nlgga chungus sussy deef clussy sussy bussy cunnybrap variant comes out and I need to stay in lockdown for another 2 years with my new mandated virus stopper buttplug 9000
Whatβs the best way to make sure you donβt get COVID?
Suicide.
17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved they quickly resolved the threat.
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
Why do orphans die so much? Cause MJ said " she got covid-19 "
yo mama sofat they faked covid 19 just to put a mask on her
Anthony Blinken life's sucks and getting COVID 19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happen in his entire life!
Cops be like dead from covid hahaha should of listened to the law you dumb dead pigs
