Why is 2020 the worst year? Because COVID-19!
A day in the life of a Biden voter.
$2000 stimulus check? Nah, $1400...some day.
No more kids in cages? Nah, more kids in cages.
$15 minimum wage? Nah, $11. Maybe.
50k loan forgiveness? Nah. Lol.
No more deportations? Nah, they're still leaving.
Women's rights? Nah, dudes in women's sports.
New COVID bill? Nah, mostly bailouts and pet projects.
Cheap insulin? Nah, jack those prices up.
Defeat fascism? Nah, barbed wire fences around DC.
When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.
I got kicked out of the hospital because I told all the COVID-19 patients to stay positive.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Covid.
Covid who?
The thing that killed half a billion people!
Donald Trump is getting all the perks of 2020. He got COVID and lost his job.
I like my covid like I like my women, 19 and easy to spread.
What's the best thing about Covid-19? It gets into any kid.
How did the other 18 COVIDs go unnoticed?
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.
Dark humor is like COVID-19... Not everyone gets it.
Like if you are scared of Covid-19.
COVID-19 won't last long... it's made in China.
Should I buy COVID-19 or wait until COVID-20 comes out?
Your grandmother died because she fell on the highest floor of the hotel. Your grandfather died because he got shot while saving your mother. If he didn't save your mother, you wouldn't be here.
You grew up in a world full of viruses. You wanted the virus to be gone. There's only one way, but you have to know it. I can't tell it for you.
Your mother got Covid-19. You prayed and prayed all night, hoping that she would be okay. The next day, the doctors went to your house without your mother. You asked, "Where is my mother?!" The doctors said, "Your mother is gone, so we came here to tell you." The doctors left. Another hour, you were thinking while crying, "Why was my prayer not working? Lord, why'd you let me down?"
You searched on Google "How to bring back the dead." The Google workers declined it. Your father left you because he loved another girl. Your brothers are still with you, but what if they get the virus? Who will be with you?
Don't forget Jesus is still there for you. Don't give up, keep going, and you will succeed soon. You will find your own family and beat the coronavirus.
Imagine if on April first the government says, "Hahhaha, you all fell for it. Covid-19 is fake; we actually killed all those people, lol."
Covid 19 stopped mass shootings faster than the Government.
Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid-19 quarantine!
