Covid jokes
Cops be like dead from COVID hahaha. Should have listened to the law, you dumb dead pigs!
More cops died from COVID than anything else last year, hahahaha.
They should have shot COVID instead of Tyrone on the microphone, lmfao.
My sister is so dumb, she genuinely spent lockdown studying for a COVID test.
Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.
My mom once told me to spread positivity across the world, so I did.
I spread Covid across the globe because I tested positive :D
Joe mama so dumb she studies for the COVID test.
Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.
Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.
Covid be like, "I'm going to take your breath away."
What did COVID say to the American?
Nothing, it just took its breath away...
What’s the only long-lasting thing from China?
Covid.
Last year, I got kicked out of the Hospital for telling COVID patients to stay positive!
Me running out of the hospital after telling COVID patients to stay "positive."
When Covid spreads through food, but you realized you live in Africa.
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
Covid said to stay 6 feet... I didn't think Kobe meant it literally.
Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?
Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?
My brother caught Covid last month.
First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, "I can't breathe, I can't breathe!"
I just told him straight: "Bro... you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.