What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue? Sticky Minaj
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and the white stripes? One has icky thump and the other does icky hump.
I saw one of my cringe jokes from before I had an account and decided to remake it
Do you put a baby in the microwave covered or uncovered?
Covered, it can take weeks to clean up the explosion.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their Butt Quacks!
How do You call an iPhone cover in Germany?
-An apple bag. 😜
A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat. The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools the hat was covering the hips
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the ANGLES covered
Why does Kermit like miss piggie covered in honey... because he likes sweet and sour pork
If a simp is staring at you cover your mouth (they stop looking)
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down
Tell it to ur parents and friends
When I died my friend said he'd cover me..
I'm dyslexic my sister was reading, whats the book I asked, she showed me the cover you reading The Scared Bull, she started laughing no The Sacred Bull
bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big increasing hair line
Big foot is just a normal person who covered himself in pritt stick and went down on susan boyle