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Cigarette

Heroin Monkey · 7 months ago

A meme featuring a top panel with white text on a black background and a bottom panel showing a fantasy-like figure with wings in a dramatic pose. The text reads: 'Man, I wish there was a way to smell like shit, feel like shit, cover my entire house in tar, waste thousands of dollars, hurt everyone around me, and slowly kill myself. Cigarettes:' The bottom image depicts a character with wings, possibly an angel or a fantasy hero, illuminated from above.

Carpet

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A man looking upset is pictured above a comment that reads: "I have your face on a carpet and I like to strip naked and cover myself in honey and roll around on the carpet until I pee (love your bellybutton)." Text over the man reads: "Bro leave this man alone."

Bed

Nateツ · 2 years ago

A person is lying in bed, wrapped in white covers and wearing a gold bonnet, looking at their phone. The text above reads "I can't go out I'm busy" Me:

Toothpaste

R3Y · 2 years ago

DIS IS NUT FOR KIDS

A product image of a green figure attached to a toothpaste tube and covering the opening. The text on the image reads: 'Toothpaste Cap Kids Toothpaste Attachment. Visit the Handmade Store. 4.0 stars. 15 ratings. Best Price on Amazon. -30% $8.99. List Price: $12.90. FREE Returns. A fun toothpaste cover that will make kids love brushing teeth. Produced in a 3D printer with organic PLA material that can be degraded in nature. It is placed on the cap of the toothpaste tube instead of the toothpaste cap. (Not compatible with non-standard pastes) It is not a hazardous material (toy). Do not wash in hot water or in the machine. The toothpaste tube product in the product is for promotional purposes. You can contact us for color preferences.'

Voice

Anonymous · 10 months ago

Shitpost master general

A four-panel exploitable meme featuring the Trollface. The top left panel shows a beaker with yellow and blue liquid, with the text 'The voices are back'. The top right panel shows the Trollface and the text '1) do not listen to them', 'get a forklift', and 'cover yourself in oil'. The bottom left panel shows the Trollface again, surrounded by various bizarre and disturbing commands like 'cover yourself in oil', 'find a sturdy metal chair', 'place buttered toast on a cat's back', 'find two magnets', 'get a forklift', 'buy 1kg of pure mercury', 'let us take control', 'you did this to yourself', and 'kill them all', with the heading '2) resist their commands'. The bottom right panel shows the Trollface with an even more chaotic and layered jumble of text, including many of the previous commands, self-blaming phrases like 'you did this to yourself', 'we can't outrun your sins', and 'this is your fault', and the large, distressed red text '3) make it stop' and 'MAKE IT STOP'. The overall image depicts a descent into a desperate mental state.

Waluigi

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is a mock-up of a Wii game cover with the text "WALUIGI GETS HIS WALUWEENIE STUCK IN A VENDING MACHINE REMASTERED" written on it. The character Waluigi is shown peeking out from the side.

Batman

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A vintage comic book cover features Batman on the left and The Diddler on the right. The Diddler is holding bottles of 'gummy' and 'dairy' while saying 'Diddle me this, Batman!'. The text at the top reads, 'Batman versus The Diddler!'

Sims

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a parody of the cover art for the video game "The Sims", but the title is changed to "The SLIMS" and the characters on the cover are all replaced with the rapper Eminem in various outfits and poses.

Epstein

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A photo of Jeffrey Epstein with text describing his alleged experiences in prison. The text says 'be epstein. chilling in cell. clintons come in, forcefully cover you in oil. they leave. that was weird but okay, at least they didn't kill me. the sprinkler turns on. shoot upwards and break neck on ceiling.'

Nose

Toast ツ · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a comment section on a website. The comments feature a back-and-forth between multiple users including Jake, amyyy342, Toast4128, and Wade.

Chair

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A book cover is visible. The title of the book is "Mein Kampfy Chair". The author is named Adolf Hitler. There is an image of Hitler sitting in a comfy armchair.

Child

Anonymous · 1 year ago

Shitpost-master general

A close-up of a yellow sponge with a worried expression. Above it, a text overlay reads, "Arizonans watching their child burn to a crisp after forgetting to cover them in SPF 5,000 sunscreen."

Book

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A picture of the cover of "The Jungle Book". The title has been replaced with "The Chungle Book" and Big Chungus has been superimposed over Baloo.

Hole

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A vintage book cover shows a man in a pink shirt standing in a kitchen, looking back over his shoulder with a shocked expression, while a woman in a yellow blouse and green skirt looks at him with an angry expression. The text on the cover reads: "THE SUSPICIOUS HOLE IN THE MAYONAISE" and there is a text bubble that says, "WHAT THE FUCK, BRIAN!"

Cat

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

Oil

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

LeBron James is pictured in a close up shot. Below is text that reads: Hey LeBron! Who would win a twerk off, but naked and covered in oil? Helen Keller or Martin Luther king jr.?

Agent

Wade · 2 years ago

This is real, sorta

A movie poster style image with Arnold Schwarzenegger front and center, looking serious. He's in a red State Farm polo shirt. Behind him are people. At the bottom, a family, and another State Farm agent rescuing a girl from an explosion. The text says "SCHWARZENEGGER" at the top, "AGENT STATE FARM" in the middle, and "WHEN THE WORLD NEEDED A GOOD NEIGHBOR, HE WAS THERE." plus additional small print.

Album

𝕱𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕰𝖑𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖘 · 3 years ago

Extended Pink Floyd album cover. not made by me

A person on the left side, in the dark, is extending a beam of light towards a prism, resulting in a rainbow. The rainbow runs off the prism and down a multi-colored staircase. It is an extended version of the album cover.

Alien

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A dark image with a streak of light that leads to an exploding shape. The text "The alien colonizing ship heading towards earth being annihilated after getting hit by a manhole cover traveling at Mach fuck" is at the top of the image.

Brit

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A newspaper clipping with the headline "Nude Brit covered in poo fell from hotel balcony into café", followed by a news article describing a naked British tourist who fell through a café ceiling from his hotel balcony in Thailand.

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