Q: why do orphans love playing tennis A: bc the ball comes back
Why cant orphans play basketball. they dont know where home is
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans!๐๐๐๐
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause' they don't have home games.
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Why is basketball such a messy sport?
Cuz the players are always dribbling everywhere!
what happens when a battery commits a crime? they get charged!
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA
I donโt see what the problem is.
The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!
What is are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack
Donald Trump secretly admires Joe Biden. How do I know?
He attempts to imitate "Sleepy Joe" by falling asleep during his court cases and during part of the Republican National Convention!
I have cancer the doctor said I have 3 days to live but I was like fuck it and killed him the jury said I have life in prison I shouted yes he said thank you you saved my life
The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!
What did the female rapist say at her hearing? Well that boys dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say 'my body my choice'
justice for all
What does a gorilla attorney study? The law of the jungle.
Why is an orphan bad a at tennis?
Cuz eh couldn't get any love
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent. And that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
Why did the chiropractor go to jail? For not paying $75 dollars in back taxes
