Court jokes
"Sir, in court, all your answers must be oral, okay?"
"Ok."
"What town did you grow up in?"
"Oral."
Why do orphans play a lot of tennis?
Cause that's the only way they get love.
What did the lawyer name his twins?
COURTney and CASEy.
A guy is on trial for leading a mob to gang rape a woman he'd taken out for a date. His defense is that he was helping her live out a fantasy.
The DA is furious and asks him WTF gave him that idea. He said, "After the date I took her back to her house, pulled out my dick, and tried to hand it to her. She told me, 'You've gotta be fucking kidding me. Seriously, go get some help!'"
The time when Michael Jackson came in his pajamas during the trial. Whether or not it was because he saw a 7-year-old boy has yet to be determined.
The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him with my gun. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.
If a deaf person is at court, then is it still called a hearing?
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.
Why can't orphans play basketball?
They don't know where home is.
Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.
What do you call a white man in court?
SUPERIOR!
Donald Trump secretly admires Joe Biden. How do I know?
He attempts to imitate "Sleepy Joe" by falling asleep during his court cases and during part of the Republican National Convention!
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
Justice for all!
What happens when a battery commits a crime? They get charged!
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
I don’t see what the problem is.
The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!