Court

Court jokes

Oral

"Sir, in court, all your answers must be oral, okay?"

"Ok."

"What town did you grow up in?"

"Oral."

Rape

A guy is on trial for leading a mob to gang rape a woman he'd taken out for a date. His defense is that he was helping her live out a fantasy.

The DA is furious and asks him WTF gave him that idea. He said, "After the date I took her back to her house, pulled out my dick, and tried to hand it to her. She told me, 'You've gotta be fucking kidding me. Seriously, go get some help!'"

Problem

The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him with my gun. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.

Memes

Donald Trump

Donald Trump secretly admires Joe Biden. How do I know?

He attempts to imitate "Sleepy Joe" by falling asleep during his court cases and during part of the Republican National Convention!

Rapist

What did the female rapist say at her hearing?

"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"

Orphan

Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.

Basketball Player

Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?

A: They stand near the fans! πŸ€πŸ€πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Michael Jackson

The time when Michael Jackson came in his pajamas during the trial. Whether or not it was because he saw a 7-year-old boy has yet to be determined.

Nba

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?

The NBA.

Problem

I don’t see what the problem is.

The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!

Basketball

Why is basketball such a messy sport?

'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!