Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause' they don't have home games.
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans!๐๐๐๐
what happens when a battery commits a crime? they get charged!
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA
I donโt see what the problem is.
The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
Cuz the players are always dribbling everywhere!
What is are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack
I have cancer the doctor said I have 3 days to live but I was like fuck it and killed him the jury said I have life in prison I shouted yes he said thank you you saved my life
The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!
What did the female rapist say at her hearing? Well that boys dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say 'my body my choice'
justice for all
Why is an orphan bad a at tennis?
Cuz eh couldn't get any love
Why did the chiropractor go to jail? For not paying $75 dollars in back taxes
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent. And that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
What does a gorilla attorney study? The law of the jungle.
Why dose the basketball never get a date ........ Because they dribble. โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ
Why did the pillow go to court?
Because it had a pillowcase
How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the consitution in freedom of expression
When I went to the basketball pitch I saw a man dribbling his own balls
