What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
What does a gorilla attorney study?
The law of the jungle.
Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for stealing luggage? Unfortunately, he lost his case.
Justice for all!
Why is an orphan bad a at tennis?
Cuz eh couldn't get any love
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
Why did the chiropractor go to jail? For not paying $75 dollars in back taxes
Why did the pillow go to court?
Because it had a pillowcase!
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the Constitution in freedom of expression.
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
Maybe the reason there isn't any physical evidence is because it didn't happen.
Yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said, "Order, order," she said, "Pizza."
A man is being sued for raping a deaf girl. The judge, showing his pinky:
"You should be ashamed, man, your conscience is even smaller than that!"
The girl, showing her arm:
"Mhhhmmhmm, mhhmhm!"
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag. OK, I’m joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.
You have been accused of stealing toilet rolls. How do you plead?
Guilty or not guilty?
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get? Answer: Love
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
Yo yo Zac, have you Amber HEARD about the Johnny Depp case? ARRRRRRRRRRR!
