Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for stealing luggage? Unfortunately he lost his case.
Why did the pillow go to court?
Because it had a pillowcase
Why dose the basketball never get a date ........ Because they dribble. ✌️✌️✌️✌️
How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the consitution in freedom of expression
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When I went to the basketball pitch I saw a man dribbling his own balls
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
Judge to the defendant: "Defendant, do you have a criminal record?" "No." "Have you always been honest?" "No, never been caught!"
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get? Answer: Love
One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella, the next day, your in court and Cinderella is the witness. ( P.S. she was born to be a drama queen. )
I ran into a kid today now im in jail and i lost ma drivers license
You have been accused of stealing toilet rolls. How do you plead?
Quilty or Not Quilty?
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0
What do lawyers wear to court?lawsuits
Man's line is back-court violation !!!!
a man walks into a bar he see's a family court judge, his wife, her lawyer, and a police officer, he gets on his hands and knees and prays to god out loud, the bar tender says, why are you praying? He says, because I just saw the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, and the bible tells me when I see them the end is at hand.
What did the rape victim give to her rapist?
Head
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Mary had a lamb. Her fleece was black as coal. When I tried totouch it that night, next day I went to court.
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