Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.
A boy is about to be sentenced for killing his parents. He begs the judge to spare his life. The judge asks for one good reason he should be shown any mercy. The boy replies, "I’m an orphan, your honor."
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get? Answer: Love
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
Why can't orphans play basketball?
They don't know where home is.
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
Me: brags about my 30 kill streak.
The jury: O.o
Friends call me crack miser, whatever I snort. My brain starts to distort! I'll be in court.
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
I ran into a kid today. Now I'm in jail and I lost my driver's license.
I don’t see what the problem is.
The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and Eminem? Eminem was never proven to beat his wife in court, but Johnny Depp was.
Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.
Why did the chiropractor go to jail? For not paying $75 dollars in back taxes
How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.
What's up guys! Quandale Dingle here (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE). I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE x2 speed).
I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that I will take over the worl[d].
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
Yo yo Zac, have you Amber HEARD about the Johnny Depp case? ARRRRRRRRRRR!
"I have cancer," the doctor said. "I have 3 days to live," but I was like "fuck it" and killed him. The jury said, "I have life in prison." I shouted, "Yes!" He said, "Thank you, you saved my life!"
