What did the Asian say to the Asian?


I did a walk walk and I had to a car and a walk home from home I did

What time is it when you get home can you walk walk home and walk walk home 🏡

My nan coughed and threw up a lung. Now she is dead

How do you know a vampire’s sick?

If he’s coffin (coughing?)

Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive!

This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)

What is a box called when a cough dies in it?

A coffin