Cough jokes
The vampire was kept awake all night because of his wife's coughin' (coffin...coughin'...get it?)
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How do you know a vampire's sick?
If he's coffin (coughing?)
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, "I'm hit! I think I've lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?" asks the other.
"I'm positive!"
What is a box called when a cough dies in it?
A coffin.