New Costume Jokes - Page 2 - Worst Jokes Ever

Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes, and Mars was blind due to its frequent sandstorms, so it let Phobos and Deimos be its moons.

What is an Emo's favorite way to Cosplay?

Dress up as a piñata!

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went trick or treating on Halloween 2016, the clowns thought she was their supreme leader.

What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.

Friend: “What's that on your arm?”

Me: “Oh, nothing. Just decided I wanted to cosplay a tiger.”

How long was the owl trick or treating?

Owl night long!

I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.

I know what I want to be for Halloween! A pumpkin! I'm very good at carving into myself, after all.

A father of five puts on a gas mask and a hazard suit and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked, "Dad, what are you wearing?"

The father answered with, "A costume for Halloween."

The child asked, "Can I join?" He said no, for he said it's their last Halloween. After that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.

I’m back and have a joke my friend said!

Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.

Person 2: What was it?

Person 1: He went as himself.

I tried dressing up as the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers for the office costume party.

It didn't land too well.

What kind of mask are you wearing?

An Elon Musk!

Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.

I'm not racist, my best friends are black for Halloween. :)

The reason why God and Jesus have eternal life and the power, aka (holy spirit) is to control us, take our free will, and our eternal life, which is our heaven. Our time!

Just to show up, in the nick of time for the second coming in full costume ready to judge us. Them spending a lifetime preparing their big speech, their excuse of them hiding this whole time.

Lol, Surprise!

Joke being on them.

As we all stand there and are there to judge them, doing what they said they were made for.

Taking our eternal life back from Satan and the Devil and sending them to their home they created themselves!

HELL!

P.S. With a little extra punishments!

I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. How about you gobble deez nuts?

So I stayed at home for Halloween when I suddenly hear a knock on my door. I open and I see Penandes! I was confused and asked him why he does not wear a costume, and he said he doesn't need to.

Then I realized that he's a ghost and gave him 3 candies. Enjoy the candies Pruno!

I was shopping for a halloween costume, but once we got to the ghost section all of the costumes were out of stock! It turned out Pristiano Penaldo was buying them all! I came up to him and asked why he was doing this and he said: I’m sorry, but it’s match day, I must be a ghost 👻👻