Controversy

Controversy Jokes

Trash

Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.

West

Putin: You came from the West and showered me with gifts.

Trump: And your prostitutes, they showered me with piss.

Terri Schiavo

I locked Terri Schiavo in the freezer.

Hey, I thought that's where you were supposed to put vegetables!

Pride

Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?

Because pride is a bigger tragedy.

NASCAR

Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.

The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.

Election

If Donald Trump is running against Bill Clinton, it's safe to say that we are witnessing the Lolita Express Erections...oops, I mean Elections.

Donald Trump

I'm shocked about Donald Trump escaping the transgender accusations. Trump is more talkative than any of the popular girls I went to school with! Not to mention Trump's tweets...

Nazi

It's telling that Ye gets more offended when he's called a gayfish than a Nazi.

Abortion

Why do people hate abortion jokes?

It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.

Joe Biden

You know how Joe Biden is happy?

When he is rubbing a little girls' shoulders and eating ice cream.

Priest

A priest, Kelly Clarkson, and Ian Watkins all walk into a bar... only for the bartender to exclaim, "We don't serve your kind around here!" Then he muttered in a low voice, "Fucking paedos."

Republican

"Dude, can you believe Republicans are opposed to homosexuality, women's rights, and immigration, yet they are silent when it comes to incest and child molestation?"

"Well, I'm not surprised. Republicans have to win the Alabama vote, or else."

Kelly Clarkson

Kelly Clarkson may be able to shed her weight [through pills], but she will never be able to shed the fact that she admitted herself that she molested her children when they were toddlers.

Life

What's the difference between life and a rape joke?

Life fucks you until you stop breathing, a rape joke fucks you until it's not funny anymore.