I wanted to open a Brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was unfortunately not so well received.
Donald trump has been banned from panera
Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.
we should give whoever killed hitler a statue oh wait nevermind.
I never touched kids, just woman, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
why are people mad at me? all i did was the truth, and put the bible in the fiction section of the library.
child abortion is like tax evasion the more you lose the less problems you have
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never try to legislate against?
A school shooting.
The judge asked Bill Cosby for his defense. He used feminist talking points and said "My body, my choice" and "It's my right to privacy." The judge, being impartial, let Cosby go.
"Everyone knows I love kids better than people."
- Joe Biden. (A.K.A Pedo Peter.)
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Bill Cosby on rape: "But, I heard, 'my body, my choice'"
Most controversial types of matter: 1. Dark matter 2. Anti matter 3. Black lives matter
Amber Heard's Morning Routine
Wake Up. Eat Breakfast. Take a Shit. Get Out of Bed.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a dead pedophile? Nothing.
Howard abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
will smiths slap was like 9/11. it came in unexpectedly and will go down in history
What do Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
I once got raped. I was asking for it though.
