What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?
I haven't been caught.
What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?
I haven't been caught.
Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.
A man was raping a woman and thought the year was 1970, and he exclaimed to the judge later that he was her husband.
She got sent to the Asylum for Hysteria.
Wait, what? Was he actually her husband?
He was a Christian, so that actually meant he was AFTER the rape.
Wait, what? The Bible doesn't say that.
Actually yes, it does, and marital rape was legal until 1990.
WAIT WHAT? That's not funny.
I'll tell ya what's funny, that you think the women have nothing to complain about.
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
All those people claiming Donald Trump is like Hitler need a reality check.
After all, it's not like Donald Trump could write a book.
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!
I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.
He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted “Hi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.
Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!
Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler.
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.
Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.
It worked.
What place has more boys than the Catholic Church? Michael Jackson's bedroom.
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.