Controversy jokes
Why didn't Michael Jackson have a girlfriend? He's afraid of women.
What show would have made Michael Jackson a superstar for television? To Catch a Predator, for obvious reasons.
Who is the new heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson (pedophile)?
R. Kelly.
What does Michael Jackson like?
Teabags.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Little boys turn them on.
Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.
Why didn't Michael Jackson get away with messaging with kids? Because they were all juveniles.
Putin: You came from the West and showered me with gifts.
Trump: And your prostitutes, they showered me with piss.
I locked Terri Schiavo in the freezer.
Hey, I thought that's where you were supposed to put vegetables!
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?
OJ couldn’t kill cancer.
If Donald Trump is running against Bill Clinton, it's safe to say that we are witnessing the Lolita Express Erections...oops, I mean Elections.
I'm shocked about Donald Trump escaping the transgender accusations. Trump is more talkative than any of the popular girls I went to school with! Not to mention Trump's tweets...
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
It's telling that Ye gets more offended when he's called a gayfish than a Nazi.
Why do people hate abortion jokes?
It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.