Controversy jokes
I locked Terri Schiavo in the freezer.
Hey, I thought that's where you were supposed to put vegetables!
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?
OJ couldn’t kill cancer.
If Donald Trump is running against Bill Clinton, it's safe to say that we are witnessing the Lolita Express Erections...oops, I mean Elections.
I'm shocked about Donald Trump escaping the transgender accusations. Trump is more talkative than any of the popular girls I went to school with! Not to mention Trump's tweets...
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
It's telling that Ye gets more offended when he's called a gayfish than a Nazi.
Why do people hate abortion jokes?
It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.
What's the difference between women and men?
Men have rights.
You know how Joe Biden is happy?
When he is rubbing a little girls' shoulders and eating ice cream.
A priest, Kelly Clarkson, and Ian Watkins all walk into a bar... only for the bartender to exclaim, "We don't serve your kind around here!" Then he muttered in a low voice, "Fucking paedos."
How did Donald Trump win Alabama twice?
By declaring that he has a crush on his daughter!
"Dude, can you believe Republicans are opposed to homosexuality, women's rights, and immigration, yet they are silent when it comes to incest and child molestation?"
"Well, I'm not surprised. Republicans have to win the Alabama vote, or else."
Kelly Clarkson may be able to shed her weight [through pills], but she will never be able to shed the fact that she admitted herself that she molested her children when they were toddlers.
What's the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing, a rape joke fucks you until it's not funny anymore.
I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.
The last entry was about 12 years old.
If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, put on your helmet 'cause you're about to miss the short bus.
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.