Controversy jokes
Apparently, as a 4-year-old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest.
Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.
I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.
He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted “Hi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.
Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!
"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler."
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.
Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.
It worked.
What place has more boys than the Catholic Church? Michael Jackson's bedroom.
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.
Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."
Hello, welcome to abortion pizza. Your loss is our sauce.
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the maternity ward was put on lockdown.
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle a baby over a balcony?
He wanted to clean out the blanket.
The flag at NAMBLA headquarters is flying at half mast.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
It isn't rap music if it isn't about rape.
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
What is the difference between a priest and McDonald's? Nothing, they both stick their meat in between 12-year-old buns.