Controversy jokes
Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?
All those people claiming Donald Trump is like Hitler need a reality check.
After all, it's not like Donald Trump could write a book.
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!
Apparently, as a 4-year-old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest.
Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.
I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.
He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted “Hi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.
Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!
"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler."
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.
Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.
It worked.
What place has more boys than the Catholic Church? Michael Jackson's bedroom.
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.
Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."
Hello, welcome to abortion pizza. Your loss is our sauce.
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the maternity ward was put on lockdown.
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle a baby over a balcony?
He wanted to clean out the blanket.
The flag at NAMBLA headquarters is flying at half mast.