Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never try to legislate against?
A school shooting.
The judge asked Bill Cosby for his defense. He used feminist talking points and said "My body, my choice" and "It's my right to privacy." The judge, being impartial, let Cosby go.
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.
"Everyone knows I love kids better than people."
- Joe Biden. (A.K.A. Pedo Peter.)
What do a priest and a McDonalds have in common?
They both slide their meat in 10 year old buns.
Like this post if you think pineapple belongs on pizza.
Bill Cosby on rape: "But, I heard, 'my body, my choice.'"
Most controversial types of matter: 1. Dark matter 2. Anti matter 3. Black lives matter
Amber Heard's Morning Routine
Wake Up. Eat Breakfast. Take a Shit. Get Out of Bed.
On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a dead pedophile? Nothing.
How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.
Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
will smiths slap was like 9/11. it came in unexpectedly and will go down in history
What do Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
