How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.
Controversy Jokes
Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.
It worked.
What place has more boys than the Catholic Church? Michael Jackson's bedroom.
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.
Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."
Hello, welcome to abortion pizza. Your loss is our sauce.
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the maternity ward was put on lockdown.
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle a baby over a balcony?
He wanted to clean out the blanket.
The flag at NAMBLA headquarters is flying at half mast.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
It isn't rap music if it isn't about rape.
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
What is the difference between a priest and McDonald's? Nothing, they both stick their meat in between 12-year-old buns.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns!
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
Andrew Tate.
(That's the joke!)
