What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the maternity ward was put on lockdown.
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle a baby over a balcony?
He wanted to clean out the blanket.
The flag at NAMBLA headquarters is flying at half mast.
It isn't rap music if it isn't about rape.
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
What did Elon Musk do after sacking half of Twitter employees?
Raped an eight-year-old girl.
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
What type of people think rape jokes are funny?
Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
"I had raped the game young, you can call it statutory." - Kanye West in 2009 (Forever with Drake, Eminem, and Lil Wayne)
I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.
Donald trump has been banned from panera
Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk, attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.
We should give whoever killed Hitler a statue. Oh wait, never mind.
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
