Controversy

Controversy Jokes

What is the difference between a priest and McDonald's? Nothing, they both stick their meat in between 12-year-old buns.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.

I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.