What's the difference between a baby and putty?
You can only eat one.
What's the difference between apples and dead babies?
I don't ejaculate on apples before I eat them.
How do you fit 15 babies into a shoe box?
A blender.
How do you get them out of the shoe box? A straw.
What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's cunt?
Putting in 12 and sucking out 13.
What’s big, red, and eats rocks?
A big, red, rock eater.
What do you eat out of?
- A bowl.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last as long for fat people.
