Consumption jokes
For orphans, every bag of chips is family size.
Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last long if you're fat.
Once I ate a table... it was food consuming.
If you eat a clock, then does that mean you’ve consumed time?
What goes in hard but comes out soft?
Gum.
Why do women like Pac-Man so much?
How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?
When the Lego box says 6-99 years but you eat it in 20 minutes.
Candy is dandy.
But liquor is quicker.
Why did 1 eat 2?
'Cause he was hungry.
He huffed and he puffed, but instead of blowing the house, he choked it down with his mom.
I ate some gunpowder once. It was an exploding experience.
Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!
What's the difference between a baby and putty?
You can only eat one.
What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.
What's the difference between apples and dead babies?
I don't ejaculate on apples before I eat them.
How do you fit 15 babies into a shoe box?
A blender.
How do you get them out of the shoe box? A straw.
What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's cunt?
Putting in 12 and sucking out 13.
What’s big, red, and eats rocks?
A big, red, rock eater.
What do you eat out of?
- A bowl.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last as long for fat people.