Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last long if you're fat.
If you eat a clock, then does that mean you’ve consumed time?
Why do women like Pac-Man so much?
How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?
When the Lego box says 6-99 years but you eat it in 20 minutes.
Candy is dandy.
But liquor is quicker.
Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!
What's the difference between apples and dead babies?
I don't ejaculate on apples before I eat them.
What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's cunt?
Putting in 12 and sucking out 13.
What’s big, red, and eats rocks?
A big, red, rock eater.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last as long for fat people.
