What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound."
What is the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.
What is ioooooooo?
Why was the computer late to work?
Because it had a hard drive!
How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
He drank cyan-ide.
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Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.
What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?
F5
What were Stephen Hawking's dying words?
"Restore factory settings."
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
My PC.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?
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Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he fell off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.
It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?
Johnny eats a lot of ham, so he catches lots of spam.
One apple a day keeps the doctor away; not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
Fucking Windows updates!
