Computer jokes
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
What is the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound."
What is ioooooooo?
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
Memes
How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
He drank cyan-ide.
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?
F5
What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."
What were Stephen Hawking's dying words?
"Restore factory settings."
My PC.
My Mom said she's going to kill me if I don't stop using my computer.
Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.
Why can't orphans open a website?
Because they don't have a home page.
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Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?
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Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he fell off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.
It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?
Johnny eats a lot of ham, so he catches lots of spam.