Computer jokes
So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.
How is Stephen Hawking dead?
His Windows shit down.
What makes a software developer feel rich?
Their cache.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost internet connection.
American: How do you use a PC?
Amish: We use a potato.
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.
Yo mama so FAT, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.
Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro?
A Mac Daddy Pro.
How does a tree get online? They log in.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
"You are under arrest for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!"
"Wait! I can explain everything!"
I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His computer got a virus.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
Why can’t orphans have a computer?
Because they don’t have a home page.
Who needs storage on a computer? Just use an Asian's brain.
"I told my kids not to spend all day at a computer, but then I realized I do that myself."
Did you hear he died of a virus? A computer virus.