Computer jokes
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
Why does Apple logo depict 1 byte in the 21st century?
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.
A monkey eats cheese. He was lactose intolerant.
Memes
Why was the computer late to work?
Because it had a hard drive!
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What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound."
What is the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.
What is ioooooooo?
My PC.
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
What were Stephen Hawking's dying words?
"Restore factory settings."
What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."
How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
He drank cyan-ide.
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?
F5
I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell from the title that those computers use Windows!
It's called "The Bad Batch File!"
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?
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Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."