Computer jokes
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
What is the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.
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What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound."
Memes
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.
Why does Apple logo depict 1 byte in the 21st century?
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.
A monkey eats cheese. He was lactose intolerant.
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What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."
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Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?
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Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he fell off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.
It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?
One apple a day keeps the doctor away; not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.