Computer jokes
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
"Get off your computer, Jessie Jex."
Memes
What were Steven Hawking’s last words?
ERROR 101.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
*Windows turning off*
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
What makes a software developer feel rich?
Their cache.
When does a computer function best? When it listens to its motherboard.
Are you interested in it?
More than two boot branches.
How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
He drank cyan-ide.
Why was the computer late to work?
Because it had a hard drive!
My PC.
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?
F5
What were Stephen Hawking's dying words?
"Restore factory settings."
My Mom said she's going to kill me if I don't stop using my computer.
Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.