Computer jokes
What is an astronaut's favorite button? A space bar.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost internet connection.
Yo mama so fat that she broke your computer!
lol
Hi, I...
Sorry, my cat touched my computer. I don't know how to delete.
The joke is that if you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Sorry guys, it's a hard word to spell.
An SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ctrl, Alt, Deletus, because of thine fetus.
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
You do not spell "computer" like this; you spell it like this: "cumputer."
Stephen Hawking did not die; he deleted himself.
So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster... Now it doesn't work.
How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!
So, the sea is on a computer but doesn't know how to search, so the computer said to the sea, "Search!"
Do you get it? SEArch.
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?
The school bully does not hide behind their computer screen.
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.
What operating system do Indian scammers use?
"Window licker XP."
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
When my computer crashes, I actually give a fuck.
When Stephen Hawking died, I assume his computer crash caused it.
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?
F5
A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.