Why was the computer late to work?
Because it had a hard drive!
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?
F5
What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."
What is ioooooooo?
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What is the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.
How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
He drank cyan-ide.
My PC.
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.
A monkey eats cheese. He was lactose intolerant.
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
Why does Apple logo depict 1 byte in the 21st century?
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
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Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?
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