Computer Jokes

Ur so fat that when they tried to print a picture of u through the computer they couldn't fit u in the whole picture bc u were so big

The Lenovo computers at school stopped working. They had to call an archeologist.

He died because of a fuck up by the Hospital, apparently the doctor said to the nurse you can discharge Mr Hawking now, so she went to his room and pulled the plug out of his computer.

whats the difference between Paul Walker and my computer

when my computer crashes i actually give a fuck

Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART! Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!

Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!

It’s just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, Mein Kraft.

"I told my kids not to spend all day at a computer but then I realized I do that myself."

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I wanna ram your pcie slot

People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes it's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them or even a place to charge them even if they did have 1

What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?

The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.

A man is dating three women and has to choose which one he'll marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money. The first woman does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits to look sexy for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second woman goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed. The third woman invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed. The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money,.....Then he married the one with the biggest breasts.