Computer jokes
Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
How many guns can an octopus hold?
9
Are you interested in it?
More than two boot branches.
When does a computer function best? When it listens to its motherboard.
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.
"Get off your computer, Jessie Jex."
What were Steven Hawking’s last words?
ERROR 101.
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
What makes a software developer feel rich?
Their cache.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
*Windows turning off*
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
Why can't orphans open a website?
Because they don't have a home page.
Looks like URL encoding is enabled for special characters inside comments. Good job to whoever developed this website!
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.
My Mom said she's going to kill me if I don't stop using my computer.
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.