Computer jokes
What were Steven Hawking’s last words?
ERROR 101.
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
"Get off your computer, Jessie Jex."
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
Memes
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
*Windows turning off*
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
What makes a software developer feel rich?
Their cache.
"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
Are you interested in it?
More than two boot branches.
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
Why was the computer late to work?
Because it had a hard drive!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.
A monkey eats cheese. He was lactose intolerant.
Why does Apple logo depict 1 byte in the 21st century?
I hope you see this plugin, but if you're listening to this, I really want to give you a little more...
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.