Computer jokes
What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
How many guns can an octopus hold?
9
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
When does a computer function best? When it listens to its motherboard.
What makes a software developer feel rich?
Their cache.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
*Windows turning off*
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.
"Get off your computer, Jessie Jex."
What were Steven Hawking’s last words?
ERROR 101.
Are you interested in it?
More than two boot branches.
I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell from the title that those computers use Windows!
It's called "The Bad Batch File!"
Why can't orphans open a website?
Because they don't have a home page.
Looks like URL encoding is enabled for special characters inside comments. Good job to whoever developed this website!
How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
He drank cyan-ide.
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