Computer jokes
Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
How many guns can an octopus hold?
9
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
"Get off your computer, Jessie Jex."
What were Steven Hawking’s last words?
ERROR 101.
What makes a software developer feel rich?
Their cache.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
*Windows turning off*
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
Are you interested in it?
More than two boot branches.
When does a computer function best? When it listens to its motherboard.
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.
Why does Apple logo depict 1 byte in the 21st century?
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.