Computer jokes
What were Steven Hawking’s last words?
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Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
Are you interested in it?
More than two boot branches.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
*Windows turning off*
What makes a software developer feel rich?
Their cache.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
When does a computer function best? When it listens to its motherboard.
"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.
My Mom said she's going to kill me if I don't stop using my computer.
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
Why does Apple logo depict 1 byte in the 21st century?
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
A monkey eats cheese. He was lactose intolerant.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.
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