Complainant Jokes

i tried a pun about water but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach

Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.

I complained to my dad why he never took me to the zoo. He said they want you they’ll come get you.

Wayne Couzens the police officer who killed Sarah Everard , has been complaining about receiving a whole life Tariff for her murder ...

I think he should count his blessings , he could of had it worse ...

He could of married her !

I don't see why Africans complain about not having water, they have free chocolate milk.

I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.

Stephen hawking went on a date last night She left after 15 minutes complaining she didn't like his tone

there are women complaining about being r@ped. JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLIES WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁

I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling, I mean if they reach high enough they can clean it...

The cycle of Pionel Pessi:

-Ghosting👻

-Diving🐬

-Complaining to teammates😡

-Complaining to refs🤬

-Missing sitters🤦‍♂️

-Gets a lucky open net tapin⚽️

-Proceed to get 🐐shouts

-Repeat🔁

People with REAL ball knowledge know he’s just an overrated tapin merchant 😭

A man was raping a woman and thought the year was 1970 and he exclaimed to the judge later that he was her husband. She got sent to the Asylum for Hysteria.

Wait, what? Was he actually her husband. He was a christian so that actually meant he was AFTER the rape.

Wait, what? the bible doesn't say that.

Actually yes it does and marital rape was legal until 1990.

WAIT WHAT? Thats not funny.

I'll tell ya whats funny, that you think the women have nothing to complain about.

A dad and his son walk out to the middle of the woods armed only with a shovel and a lantern Son: "Dad, it's creepy out here!" Dad: "You're complaining? I'm the one that has to leave the woods alone!"