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My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom

i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach

I don’t see why Africans complain about not having water, they have free chocolate milk.

Stephen hawking went on a date last night She left after 15 minutes complaining she didn’t like his tone

Why did the Ice Cube complain about being so warm? Because he was dropped on the floor.