whats the difference between fortnite and pubg
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Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Because that’s the only love they get
The lettuce and tomato where in a race. The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup
Did you hear the score in the Eqypt vs Ethiopia football game? Eqypt 8, Ethiopia didn't
What was Stephen Hawking’s favourite TV show?
Robot Wars.
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping ?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
I was going to watch the origami world championships before it folded.
But it was only on paper view.
Stephan hawking always wins musical chairs as he’s always sitting down
A friend was doing bird puns on me. Then I realised that toucan play a game.
Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet. The loser had to wear their underwear on their pants.
A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will. Sadly, no pun InTenDid.
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot
Why did the legless kid think he won a race?
Because everybody already left.
Micheal Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture..Tonya says.."I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3 year olds"
Two cats called '1,2,3' & 'un,deux,trois' had a swimming race across the channel. 1,2,3 cat won because un, deux, trois cat sank!
North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first. Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first." The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die." Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."
Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.
What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one
22 ants were playing football in a saucer. One ant said to another one, “We'll have to play better tomorrow. We're playing in the cup!”
