Comparison jokes

The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.

What's the difference between anal rape and a microwave?

A microwave won't brown your meat.

What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick? The hoe want different meals, the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯.

How is smoking similar to oral sex?

The closer to the butt you get the stronger the flavor! 🤢

what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?

I don't bowl.

The only difference between my grandma and the Twin Towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.

Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument?

A knife has a point.

Women are like dogs...

"Where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you going?"

"Can I come? Can I come? Can I come?"

"I'll wait right here... I'll wait right here... I'll wait right here..."

SHOES

When you look at the sun, it's like looking at me.

What's the difference between a PC and a 6 year old? I don't have to clean out my PC.

What is the difference between a wheelchair and a walker?

What's the difference between an emo and a banana?

They both hang like apples.

What's the difference between a pig and a police officer?

The pig smells better.

Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.

The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.

What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?

Answer: They both hang.

If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?

The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.

What's the difference between your dad and a boomerang?

The boomerang comes back.

What does a zebra and I have in common?

We both have stripes.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked.