What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick? The hoe want different meals, the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯.
Comparison Jokes
How is smoking similar to oral sex?
The closer to the butt you get the stronger the flavor! 🤢
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
The only difference between my grandma and the Twin Towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument?
A knife has a point.
Women are like dogs...
"Where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you going?"
"Can I come? Can I come? Can I come?"
"I'll wait right here... I'll wait right here... I'll wait right here..."
SHOES
When you look at the sun, it's like looking at me.
What's the difference between a PC and a 6 year old? I don't have to clean out my PC.
What is the difference between a wheelchair and a walker?
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
What's the difference between a pig and a police officer?
The pig smells better.
Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
What's the difference between your dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
What does a zebra and I have in common?
We both have stripes.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
My current love life is like a god. It’s not real.
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
