What's the difference between your dad and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple because the emo girl hung herself.
Two cunts are better than one, but one cunt is better than none.
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
You can't use a pitchfork to get the bowling ball out of the truck.
What’s the similarity between your uncle and your hands?
They can both do dirty things.
How are guys and tile floors alike?
If you lay them right the first time you can walk all over them for years.
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just killed?
Isaac Newton died a virgin!😎
what does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common they both ask people "WHERES THE MEAT!"
Whats the difference between the twin towers and the poeple at the old folks home. They both collapsed
Whats the diffrence between an apple and emos? They both hang on trees.
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US??
The average iq increases in both places.
What’s the difference between a apple and a orphan?
One of them get picked.
Me: Cobain! Friend: No, dude, its Kobe. Me: why? Cobain didn't miss his last shot.
what the difference between a baby and a brick
I brick doesn't cry when you trow it on a wall
What's the difference between pussy and pizza...nothing because I'll eat them both
What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies, i don't have a Porsche in my garage
What's the difference between a baby and a mansion? I've never seen the inside of a mansion
Your hairline looks like the McDonalds logo
Trump is so orange that he makes the oompa loompa's look white.
