What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered
Humans and sharks have something in common, the great ones are always white
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common? They both like to hide in dark places, Look creepy, And like to lure small creatures
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common? They both need a hoe to stay in business
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common? No one likes them
What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
What do Michaelangelo and Hitler have in common?
They both used their brain to paint the ceiling
what does an orphan and a bananna have in common? They both get split up.
What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?? Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them
What does Tofu and a dildo Have in common? They both meat substitute
what do miss reeves and michael jackson have in common? :they both have a touchy feeling for kids
What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common They both choke on plastic
What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?
They can't reach 30.
what does and orphans parents and the predator have in common
they are both invisable
What do kids and drugs have in common , I sell both of the
