Common jokes
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
What do depression and suicide have in common?
Nothing, they're both hanging.
What do me and Monster cans have in common? A barcode.
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash.
What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready, kids?🤣
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.