Common

Common jokes

What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.

What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?

The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.

Wow, that was explosive!

Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!

What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?

They both drop.

What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.

Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.

What does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common?

Both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.

What does a condom and a coffin have in common?

They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.

What do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting.

What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?

They have no one to call "Dad."

What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.