What does a perverted frog say? Rub it
Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom
What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped
What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender
What does Nelson mindella and Paul Walker have in common?
They both died at 95.
What do the Twin towers and Murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind
What do girls and toilet roll have in common ?
They both deal with a lot of crap
What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common?
They both light up the room.
Men and Depression have something in common they’re always talk
Okay, Good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld" you did not make it.
People who don't have common sense are just stupid people with ugly hearts. STOP HATING PEOPLE YOU NEVER KNOW! Also write "then exit the f word site" and I think we know that won't happen !!!
I L.O.V.E GWEN!!!!!!
What do phones and orphans have in common? They selfie. (Its because they don't have parents)
what do ants and Michael Jackson have in common. They go in kids pants
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common: come inside it’s fun inside
What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common?
They both died with red rings.
What do you all a fish with no eye’s? A fsh.
What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive
. why cant depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.. . why cant orphans play baseball, Because they cant find home! . a serial killer was at my house all killed all my family but me why, i was in the living room.. . what do sloths and depressed have in common, they both hang off trees.. . what is a group of depressed kids called, the suicide squad
What do visiting goatman's bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common? You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
(just a joke, no offense)
A common question I get as a doctor is, do vaccines cause autism? Well!, I was vaccinated, so.....
Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common? H: It's similar to shoes. A: White Vans.
