Common

Common Jokes

A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late. His best friend asked, "Would you like to hear a joke?" "Sure," he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common?" "I don't know." "Because of me you're both late for your next period."

What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?

They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.

What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?

They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.

What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?

They both couldn't make it all the way.