Common Jokes

What do a pulse and an orgasm have in common? I don’t care if she has one

what dose a pedophile and a light switch have in common

They both get turned on by children

What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.

What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?

They're not heroes.

What do a circle and a sphere have in common?

They're round. And round is a shape.

What does this website with it's comments and a cult have in common? We have a case of Witzelsucht.

What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?

They always line up.

What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?

They're sus.

What do a tank and a Warship have in common?

They're overweight.

What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?

They're twins.

What do 9-11 and a fighter have In common they both have a one two combo

What do Micheal Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children

What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common ? They both lie over little boys 😂

What's the most common thing between Hitler and an emo?

Hitler knows when to kill himself!

what do you and orphans have in common?

nobody loves you

what do you and Joe Biden have in common

nobody love you or him

What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common? No one loves them!

What does an orphan have in common with a 80 year old women “there parents will never come back

What do Michael Jackson and acnd have in common they both go in little kids

What does a relationship and suicide have in common?

I always fail on committing