Common

Common Jokes

Hairline

Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!

Pencil

What does a pencil and a plan have in common?

They were both in the Twin Towers.

Orphan

What do emo kids have in common with orphans?

They both depress'd on the inside.

Orphan

What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?

They go to infinity and beyond.

Kid

What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.

Dad

What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.

Blanket

What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.

Company

What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?

They both enjoy kids' company.

Wave

What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.

Church

What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?

They're both full of child groomers.

Way

What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.

What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.

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Tower

What does Fortnite and real life have in common?

They both lost their tower.

Orphan

What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?

They both can't see their parents.

Math

What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.