Common Jokes

What do a pulse and an orgasm have in common? I don’t care if she has one

Stubby

what dose a pedophile and a light switch have in common

They both get turned on by children

Anonymous

What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.

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What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?

They're not heroes.

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What do a circle and a sphere have in common?

They're round. And round is a shape.

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in Dark Humor

What does this website with it's comments and a cult have in common? We have a case of Witzelsucht.

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in Crash

What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?

They always line up.

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in Jesus

What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?

They're sus.

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in Gun

What do a tank and a Warship have in common?

They're overweight.

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in 911

What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?

They're twins.

Anonymous

What do 9-11 and a fighter have In common they both have a one two combo

Anonymous
in Michael Jackson

What do Micheal Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children

Anonymous
in Michael Jackson

What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common ? They both lie over little boys 😂

Anonymous
in Emo

What's the most common thing between Hitler and an emo?

Hitler knows when to kill himself!

Anonymous

what do you and orphans have in common?

nobody loves you

Anonymous

what do you and Joe Biden have in common

nobody love you or him

BurkieBoy
in Orphan

What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common? No one loves them!

Anonymous
in Orphan

What does an orphan have in common with a 80 year old women “there parents will never come back

Anonymous
in Michael Jackson

What do Michael Jackson and acnd have in common they both go in little kids

Anonymous

What does a relationship and suicide have in common?

I always fail on committing