Common jokes
What do 100,000 battered women have in common? The bitch was wrong!
What does a human and a cat have in common? Both take my bed.
What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common?
There's brains all over the place.
What do women and airplanes have in common?
A cockpit.
What do Catholic priests and JCPenny's have in common?
Little boys' pants half off.
What do inner city schools and databases have in common?
Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.
What do Jim Kelly and Dick Cheney have in common?
They both make terrible hunters.
Q: What do American beer and canoes have in common?
A: Fu@king close to water!
What does a blowjob from an 80-year-old and bungee jumps have in common?
You feel the rush, but don't look down.
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?
They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common? They never get old.
What do the names Alan and Jordan have in common?
An.
What does a kid with cancer and a house fly have in common?
A life expectancy of 15-25 days.
What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?
They're both Headless.
What do pigs and ink have in common?
They both go in a pen.
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison one thing or another.
What does your mom and a slinky have in common?
They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see them tumbling down the stairs.
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.