2 weeks here
What do dicks and popsicles have in common?
They both like to be sucked on and they sometimes choke you.
what do gum and guns have in comman when you pull one out every one wants to be your friend all of a sodden
What's Barack Obama's favorite vegetable? It's Barack-olli.
What did Mickey mouse, and Michael Jackson have in common? : (What don't they have in common) Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces,
what do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common. ones the pull it out everyone wants to be there friend.
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
what dose a priest and time have in common? there both predators
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P U. U. U. U N. N. N. N S. S. S. S
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common “They are all very tearable” he replied Well, there is one person who gets it!
what does a bullet and milk have in common? they both take out your dad
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?
They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
What do Children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings! Not funny, here’s another Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat
What do me and a casino machine have in common. It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
What do cutting boards and a suicidal teens wrist have in common They both have cutting marks
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
Q. What do Alexander the great and Winnie the pooh have in common? A. Same middle name 😂
What do condoms and whores have in common? Answer: There is a lot that cums in every box
What do magicians and prostitutes have in common? Answer: disappearing acts
What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.
mississppi is a long word. how do you spell it?
What do a politician and a minister have in common?
Both of them will tell you anything to get money from you.
