Common jokes
What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
What do teen mothers and their unborn babies have in common?
They're both thinking "Oh my God, my mom's gonna kill me!"
What do lovely men and tampons have in common?
Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common?
Miss by a few inches and you’re in deep shit.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
What does a perverted frog say? Rub it.
Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom.
What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped.
What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender.
What do Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker have in common?
They both died at 95.
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
What do girls and toilet roll have in common?
They both deal with a lot of crap.
What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common?
They both light up the room.
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Men and depression have something in common; they’re always talking.
Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.
People who don't have common sense are just stupid people with ugly hearts. STOP HATING PEOPLE YOU NEVER KNOW! Also write "then exit the f word site," and I think we know that won't happen!!!
I L.O.V.E GWEN!!!!!!
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)