What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
What do leaves and suicidal people have in common? Nothing, one falls from the tree and one doesn't.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common? They both choke on plastic.
You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?
Both end up getting cut.
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about βKlingons near your anusβ.
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.