You know Thomas Paine right. Well, clearly he had some common sense too. right?
what do orphans and dinosaurs have in common their parents are extinct
What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both easy to lay. Both costly and time consuming to get rid of. .... What did saint peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly ? Wipe that Merc of your face.
What does a wife and a boombox have in common? They only work when you beat them
What is a bullet and a police officer have in common... when a bullet kills someone it gets fired
whats the diferance michael jackson and a play station have in common... there both plastic and kids turn them on
What is the most common crime in China?
Identity fraud.
what do a fisherman and a prostitute have in common
they're both hookers
What do a gay guy in a wheel chair and a tomato have in common? They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
What does the 14 year old and the fetus inside her have in common. They both say, "Ohh sh*t my mom is going to kill me."
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common? CANCER! Jks they are both fun to laugh at.
What does a rock and a girl have in common? The flat ones get skipped
What dose the orphan have in common with Batman they both lost their parents.
Have you ever heard of the stupid coyote. he got stuck in a trap chewed of three of his legs and was still stuck
What does grass and Rachel Sutherland’s wrists have in common: nothing they both get cut
What do my cloths and a depressed person not have in common?
My cloths don't hang themselves...
What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common? Everyone gets a turn ;)
What do gay people and mice have in common?
They both hate pussy cats!
whats the one thing me and the new years ball have in common
its not gonna be the only thing falling 50 stories this new years
what do gasses and asses have in common? they both have asses in them!
