Common

Common Jokes

What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.

What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?

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What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.

What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"

What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.

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What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?

They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.