Common jokes
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
What does a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus have in common? They're both thinking; "Oh sh*t, my mom's gonna kill me!"
What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
What's the most common thing between Hitler and an emo?
Hitler knows when to kill himself!
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.
What does a relationship and suicide have in common?
I always fail on committing.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
What do priests and doctors have in common?
They both do physicals on kids.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
What do JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common?
“They both blow heads.”
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.