What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
What do leaves and suicidal people have in common? Nothing, one falls from the tree and one doesn't.
What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? They both start at 12.
What does a baby and a hand grenade have in common?
They both make noise when you throw them.
What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?
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What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"
What do turtles and lesbians have in common? They both choke on plastic.
You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?
Both end up getting cut.
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common? A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered.
Humans and sharks have something in common, the great ones are always white
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common? They both need a hoe to stay in business
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?
No one likes them.
What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
