Comment jokes
Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?
Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂
Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!
You guys, this is my last time publishing something here. You guys have been sending rude comments, and I need to work on my mental health. Goodbye.
Hey, guys! Just a quick reminder to spread kindness today and treat others how you want to be treated!
Rate your day on a scale of 1-10 in the comments below. Mine was about a 7. Also, can you guys please comment [on] what you guys want me to cover in these little messages? Sometimes it's hard to tell if you guys like that I'm doing this kind of stuff or not.
I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.
I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.
Like if you will sub to Patty Mahomes.
Comment if you will sub to Parker Finch.
I saw a man. I saw another man. And I saw another. Where am I? Comment below.
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
Friend: "UR LIT BRO!!"
Me: "That's what my sleeve said to my arm."
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
1 like = 1 kid in my oven. I'm trying to get followers and comments, please.
One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 comment = 1 kid in my microwave.
+1 share = 1 kid in my blender.
Every like this gets, I will kill a telemarketer.
Every dislike, I will kill a cute puppy.
Every comment, I will kill your ex bf or gf and send you a PS5.
Turn the comments into a school shootout ;)
Like if you are straight; comment if you are LGBTQ+; dislike if you are a Nazi.
Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.
Like and comment if you play Fortnite!
Like and comment if you will be my friend!