Comment jokes

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Why do orphans have no parents?

Say your joke in the comments.

I told a joke and someone said, "no one asked." Then I said, "no one would care to even ask."

I was going to listen to a funny comment about abortion, but her joke was crap.

This is the account of music provider just let you I post for the enjoyment of myself, and to spread different kinds and types of music willingly. I do not respond for the soul reason of ✨people✨ and do not take offense to anything that I post. If you have and issues or just wanna talk contact me i'm only discord so that's all you getting (not being rude) ill put my discord in the comments.

I heard that the numbers on the front of your credit card represent the number of minutes until you meet the 💕 love of your life!💕

And the 3 numbers on the back represent the month and day you make it official!!

Comment those numbers to lock it in!!😄

What did the man say about someone who had a seizure?

"Jit was lagging."

I hope all of you had a great merry Christmas, a happy Hanukkah, a good whatever you celebrate! I got so much this year, over $300 of fishing gear, a small 2011 coin mint collection, some coins from the Nazi party, a remote control car, 100 dollars, and more. Say what you guys got in the comments.

What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?

I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.

If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.

Quote of the day:

Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.

[Comment your favorite fall beverage!]

Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3

Hello! I hope you're having a good day or night! Mind commenting when you laughed the hardest and why? Like if you like this post!

If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.

If this post gets 200 likes or comments, I will show up in a MrBeast video.

Guys, do not follow Tom, he is super inappropriate. I did a 48-hour face reveal and this is what he said:

Tom 13 minutes ago Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ur so cute I wanna fuck your pussy so hard you look amazing I luv ur face come have sex with me mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Finish the lyrics in the comments-

iTs CoRn!

A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"

Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"

Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"

*Insert me starting a war in the comments*

Guys, look at the comments, omg!