Comment jokes

I heard that the numbers on the front of your credit card represent the number of minutes until you meet the 💕 love of your life!💕

And the 3 numbers on the back represent the month and day you make it official!!

Comment those numbers to lock it in!!😄

What did the man say about someone who had a seizure?

"Jit was lagging."

I hope all of you had a great merry Christmas, a happy Hanukkah, a good whatever you celebrate! I got so much this year, over $300 of fishing gear, a small 2011 coin mint collection, some coins from the Nazi party, a remote control car, 100 dollars, and more. Say what you guys got in the comments.

What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?

What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?

They both get turned on by kids.

I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.

If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.

Quote of the day:

Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.

[Comment your favorite fall beverage!]

Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3

Hello! I hope you're having a good day or night! Mind commenting when you laughed the hardest and why? Like if you like this post!

If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.

If this post gets 200 likes or comments, I will show up in a MrBeast video.

Finish the lyrics in the comments-

iTs CoRn!

A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"

Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"

Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"

*Insert me starting a war in the comments*

Guys, look at the comments, omg!

Comment if I'm ugly.

Like if you know someone is emo and comment "emo🇷🇺."

You know who else has dementia?

Comments for answer.

Fun fact: The max comments on a joke on this website is 1000! (LINK IN COMMENTS FOR PROOF)

Hello guys. It's me, Donald fuckin' Trump. Ask me anything in the comments, guys.