Comedy Jokes

My name is Gwen, and I say rape jokes aren't funny. It's not funny for people to have sex with you without you agreeing. Also, they're getting old and NOT FUNNY! If anyone has something to say, please do. Comment if you agree or not. It's okay; I want to hear what you say. Just tell me if they are not funny.

We will have a contest to see how many people comment on saying they're good and funny, or people saying they're bad and terrible jokes and should not be made. May the best votes and comments win.

Why the actual f

is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not and no one will know the goddam difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, “It’s too offensive,” or something like that. Goddam, just take that shit somewhere else!

I bought a guh on the weekend.

(what's a guh?)

GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰

Hi guys!

Rape jokes are so incredibly offensive to stupid women like me who don’t understand what comedy is.

What's an orphan's favorite movie?

"Home Alone."

Trying to make jokes in 2020-2021 be like:

Comedian: "When she went in front of the TV, it took an hour till you could see the screen again."

Audience: "Why you gotta be so offensive?"

Comedian: "I'm not tr-"

Audience: "Oh, so now you're trying to debate?"

Comedian: "I-"

Audience: "Now you're acting racist?!"

I was about to say an African joke, but it was too dry.

Worst joke.

STOP THE ORPHAN JOKES!

Comment.

Do you know Candice?

"Candice balls" fit in yo mouth.

Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Mama.

Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.

I tried to write the shortest joke ever, so I wrote a two-word joke, which was "Dwarf Shortage." It's just so I could pack more jokes into the show.

I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!

I tried to pull (his/her) leg at the comedy club, but got arrested for sexual harassment. Does that still count as a joke? 🤣

Go up to your friend and say: "It smells like updog."

They will likely reply: "What's updog?"

To which you reply: "Nothing much, what about you?"

Fatty and Skinny sitting in a bed.

Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was dead.

I never get school shooting jokes.

Maybe they're aimed at a younger audience.

Your forehead is so big, Mastermind got jealous.