Want to know what juice wrld would do if he was alive today. frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.
How do skeletons get COVID? From the coffin!
What do you call Juice WRLD in a coffin?
A juice box...
A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.
Q: why is the graveyard so noisy A: because all the coffin
if you don't get it it mean because of people coughing
Q:how can you tell if a vampire is sick
A:By how much hes coffin
WARNING: READ THIS JOKE ALOUD!
Was it the pills that stopped his coughing or was it the coffin they carried him of in?
When you say to your friend I've got your back then at his funeral you see in his coffin he's missing his middle piece.
Why was there a box in a church because their was a funeral
Where did Sally go after the gunshot ? 6 feet under
*that is how deep they put the coffin...*
Man 1: You look like Scott Cawthon Man 2: I'm gonna put your dick in a Coffin Man 3: Me first!
What was king tut's favorite coffee?
- De-coffin-ated
The vampire was kept awake all night because of his wife's coughin' (coffin...coughin'...get it?)
When earthquakes hit, coffins become maracas underground.
Your mom ma so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies she won't fit in it
What’s the difference between a living and dead person?
I don’t know, I just bury the coffin.
*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1:God,I can only imagine what was going through those kids heads in the last moments of their lives... Person 2:Probably Bullets Person 1:OMG!!Can you even think of what their parents are going through?! Person 2:Probably Coffin Brochures Person 1:.... Person 2:Its called dark humor.Dark humor is like food,not everyone gets it.
How do you know a vampire's sick?
If he's coffin (coughing?)
You'll end up DEAD if you don't stop COFFIN!!!
Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do? A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!
