How do you know a vampire's sick?
If he's coffin (coughing?)
You'll end up DEAD if you don't stop COFFIN!!!
Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do?
A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!
What is a box called when a cough dies in it?
A coffin.
What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?
Stephen Hawking's coffin.
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin!
Will glass coffins be a success? -- Remains to be seen.
