Coffin jokes

*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1: "God, I can only imagine what was going through those kids' heads in the last moments of their lives..."

Person 2: "Probably Bullets."

Person 1: "OMG!! Can you even think of what their parents are going through?!"

Person 2: "Probably Coffin Brochures."

Person 1: "...."

Person 2: "It's called dark humor. Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it."

Why did the vampire go to the doctor?

Because of his coffin.

How do you know a vampire's sick?

If he's coffin (coughing?)

You'll end up DEAD if you don't stop COFFIN!!!

Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do?

A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!

What is a box called when a cough dies in it?

A coffin.

What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?

Stephen Hawking's coffin.

Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin!

Will glass coffins be a success? -- Remains to be seen.