Cock jokes
How do you know when your sister is on her period? When your dad's cock tastes of blood.
So, this woman woke up since she had a bad dream and was yelling about her bad dream. Then, in the bed, her husband woke up and said, "Hey! You just woke me up in a sweet dream!" She said, "Oh, sorry babe." Then she asked him what his dream was about, and he responded like, "I was with a woman; me and her was in the middle of dreamy sex; you just ruined it!" She said, "AAAAh!" He asked her what her dream was about, then she replied as, "I was trying to suck a man's penis, and a cock trying to get cummiee out of it!"
Q. How does a girl from Alabama know when her mom is on the rag?
A. She can taste it on her brother's cock.
I have a big cock.
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period?
She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
A Cock-a-POODLE-Doo!
When I die, I want my body to be cremated.
And fucked! Fucked really hard, papí!! Like a real whore!! Like a real tramp!! Stuff your entire cock in there!!! Uhh!! Uhh!!
When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?
What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)
What's the difference between 5 cocks and a joke? I can't take a joke.
Cock.
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: 1 to actually change the light bulb and the other 98 to suck each others' cocks and shit like that.
What’s the difference between a hoe and a rooster?
A rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo," and a hoe says, "Any cock will do."
Ya, I have a Hydro Flask.
H: My Y: Grandpa D: Sticks R: His O: Cock F: Up L: My A: Ass S: K:
Don't go to ghostposter.com. The person or persons who run that site are a fucking bunch if dumb fucking cunts who can suck my big cock.
What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?
A cock sucker.
How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants?
A. A cock and a few hairs (hares).
Why did Michael Jackson name his kid Blanket?
What would you call a cover for your cock?
Michael is gay and sucks cock.
Fila is a cool brand. I fill a cock in my ass.