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Sex

    • Little Johnny was playing with dick when his teacher walked in the room. She asked him what he was doing, he said Im doing my homework. The teacher saw how big his cock was and asked him to have sex with her. He willingly did so. Little johnny was already 25 so it didn't matter. The only thing was that he was homeschooled.

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    • Dream

    • So, this woman woke up since she had a bad dream and was yelling about her bad dream. Then, in the bed, her husband woke up and said, "Hey! You just woke me up in a sweet dream!" She said, "Oh, sorry babe." Then she asked him what his dream was about, and he responded like, "I was with a woman; me and her was in the middle of dreamy sex; you just ruined it!" She said, "AAAAh!" He asked her what her dream was about, then she replied as, "I was trying to suck a man's penis, and a cock trying to get cummiee out of it!"

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    • Incest

    • Q. How does a girl from Alabama know when her mom is on the rag?

    A. She can taste it on her brother's cock.

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    • Body

    • When I die, I want my body to be cremated.

    And fucked! Fucked really hard, papí!! Like a real whore!! Like a real tramp!! Stuff your entire cock in there!!! Uhh!! Uhh!!

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    • Partner

    • When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?

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    • German

    • How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

    Answer: 1 to actually change the light bulb and the other 98 to suck each others' cocks and shit like that.

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    • Hoe

    • What’s the difference between a hoe and a rooster?

    A rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo," and a hoe says, "Any cock will do."

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    • Grandpa

    • Ya, I have a Hydro Flask.

    H: My Y: Grandpa D: Sticks R: His O: Cock F: Up L: My A: Ass S: K:

    Site

    • Don't go to ghostposter.com. The person or persons who run that site are a fucking bunch if dumb fucking cunts who can suck my big cock.

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