Clumsiness jokes

A kindergarten teacher is chatting with little John. The teacher asks John, "John, can you get me some pencils?" John replies, "Sure, I'll do it!" and accidentally knocks over a vase.

The teacher says, "Oh, John!"

John asks, "What does that mean?" The teacher replies, "It's kind of a synonym for 'You loser!'"

I'm the type to blow up half of my house to kill a spider... and still miss.

Yo Mama's so fat... whilst she was walking the streets of London, she accidentally bumped into someone, and that someone yelled, "Stupid American!"

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she had her first kickboxing lesson, she kicked herself in the testicles.

Yo mama so clumsy, she gave birth to you.

I was trying to hang the lights when I accidentally kicked the chair.

Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?

A: They aren't much to look at, but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.

I am Araf, and I am clumsy.

I'll never forget my grampa's last words, "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"

What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?

A bull in a china shop.

The patient said, "When will this be over?"

The doctor said, "After you die."

The patient says, "Was that a morbid joke?"

The doctor says, "Well, um, actually, you'll die because we broke the needles and the cure."

The patient says, "Well, it's a bright day, maybe if you weren't clumsy!"

I just had a birthday party last week at my crib. I invited two fine, beautiful looking women. One was skinny and her name was Kelly, and the other one was overweight and her name was Chiquita.

Both of them came by. I told Chiquita only Kelly can stay and enjoy my birthday. You can't, you're too fat and clumsy, and I don't have any food or drinks for you, so see ya later, nutty professor.

When you say, "I'm high!"

But then you fall off.

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her... she had really bad balance.

I'll never forget my grandfather's last words: "STOP SHAKING THE LADDER, YOU LITTLE CUNT!"

I fell down the stairs once.

A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream. The man asks, "Do you want sauce on it?"

The kid says, "It doesn’t matter, I’m going to drop it anyway!" 😂😂😂

My Butterfingers slipped.

I had the best butterfingers yesterday.

I dropped it.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a door, and a staircase.