If you eat a clock then does that mean you’ve consumed time?
I once made a belt out of clocks. It was a waist of time.
what did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom? WATCH OUT!!!
You: Finds a time clock that can change time
Your friend the next day: Hey, can borrow yo' house
You: No I'm trying to figure out what to do with my TIME
Also you: Changes the time back to 1267 so you don't have to have that friend again
What time is bed time at Michael Jackson’s house? When the big hand touches the little hand
I was going to buy a watch today but I didn't have time
As a hobby I started taking walks around the old clock tower. It's a great way to pass the time.
At first, I didn't like Big Ben-- but then I went there and the experience was un-BELL-ievable
I wanted to make a Joke about Clocks,but i got no Time for that.
It's getting near midnight and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.
Why did jimmy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see time fly.
What does a clock do when he's still hungry?
He goes back "four" seconds!
How did the digital clock show off to its mother? Look, Ma, no hands!
What time is it when when a nurse 👩⚕️ s
Did you hear about the man who swallowed his watch? He went to the doctor hoping he could give him something to help pass the time.
They finally made a movie about a clock, about time
They Are making a movie about clocks.
It’s about time.
what dose a priest and time have in common? there both predators
What time is it when you’re kids stay home 🏡 from school? Say no more
What would a clock look like with no numbers? Timeless
