What do you call a dog 🐶 that tells time?
A watchdog.
After 12 its lunch 😂😂
They Are making a movie about clocks.
It’s about time.
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Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop an 12
What time is it when it turns 13 O clock?
Time to get a new watch
What time is it when you get home can you walk walk home and walk
If you eat a clock then does that mean you’ve consumed time?
what did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom? WATCH OUT!!!
A man walked into a shop and asked the shop keeper for a potato-clock. The shop keeper said, 'I dont know what a potato clock is' The man said, 'me neither but im starting a new job and my boss told me work starts at 9 so id have to get a potato clock
I once made a belt out of clocks. It was a waist of time.
How is a priest like a wristwatch They both start at 12
What did the robber say to the clock?
Hands up!
A man dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, he sees an angel standing in the center of a room, surrounded by clocks. The man goes over to the angel and says, "What are these clocks for?" The angel looks at him. "These are lie clocks," the angel says, "everytime someone lies, it ticks once, Mother Terresa never lied, so hers is at noon, and Honest Abe only lied twice." The man asks, " Where is Bill Clinton's clock?" The angel smiles, then points up at the fan.
You: Finds a time clock that can change time
Your friend the next day: Hey, can borrow yo' house
You: No I'm trying to figure out what to do with my TIME
Also you: Changes the time back to 1267 so you don't have to have that friend again
What do Time Clocks like to play? Tick Tock Toe.
What time is bed time at Michael Jackson’s house? When the big hand touches the little hand
I was going to buy a watch today but I didn't have time
As a hobby I started taking walks around the old clock tower. It's a great way to pass the time.
At first, I didn't like Big Ben-- but then I went there and the experience was un-BELL-ievable
