Clock jokes
The clock struck one!
Then down did come!
Hickory dickory doc
What am I?
Random- a mouse?
Me- no dumb shit!
Random- what is it?
Me- the guillotine!
The cop that is on a 12 o'clock shift says, "Hands up!"
I told my friend to look at the clock, then I said, "Is this a bad time?"
Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.
What did the clock say when it got punched at noon?
It’s twelve o'clock.
What do you call a dog that tells time?
A watchdog.
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
After 12, it's lunch. 😂
In Africa, in every 60 seconds, a minute passes.
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's dad? The clock comes back around.
Community talk
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I was driving, driving to the hospital. I'd only be asleep for a year. Only a year, right? “It'd be too late to back out now” I thought to myself. So I just kept driving. Soon the sky went dark, and all cars had headlights. It wasn't much longer until I arrived at St.nicks hospital. Once I finally did, it was definitely too late to back out, so I went inside. I went to dr.Foreman’s office. “Jackie!” I heard from be… Read more