one day I had the munchies,so I ate a clock it was very... TIME CONSUMING
The cop that is on a 12 o clock shift says hands up
What did the clock say when it got punched at noon? It’s twelve ow clock.
What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree? Time to get a new Christmas tree 🎄
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to spit BARS on time
I don't have time to write this joke.
What type of clock is both cringe and an app?
Tik Tok.
A drunk guy is showing friends his new apartment...
The last stop is the bedroom, where a big brass gong sits next to the bed.
"What's that gong for?" the friend asks him.
"It's not a gong," the drunk replies. "It's a talking clock."
"How does it work?"
The guys picks up a hammer, gives the gong an ear-shattering pound, and steps back.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screams, "For God's sake, you asshole...it's 3:30 in the god damn morning!"
A calendar asked the doctor how many time he's got left. The doctor replyed: Till december
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have you tryed eating a clock.......its TIME CONSUMING
Have you ever eaten a clock before? I heard it’s very time consuming
What kind of bug can tell time? A clock-roach.
My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.
What time is it when dogs are an appointment ? Time to scream 😱
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his RHYME TIME
Why did the boy shoot the clock
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I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower
I somehow broke more than 206
I broke 342
The clock struck one! Then down did come! Hickory dickory doc What am I? Random- a mouse? Me- no dumb $hit! Random- what is it? Me- the gillotine!
