A man walked into a shop and asked the shop keeper for a potato-clock. The shop keeper said, 'I dont know what a potato clock is' The man said, 'me neither but im starting a new job and my boss told me work starts at 9 so id have to get a potato clock
A man dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, he sees an angel standing in the center of a room, surrounded by clocks. The man goes over to the angel and says, "What are these clocks for?" The angel looks at him. "These are lie clocks," the angel says, "everytime someone lies, it ticks once, Mother Terresa never lied, so hers is at noon, and Honest Abe only lied twice." The man asks, " Where is Bill Clinton's clock?" The angel smiles, then points up at the fan.
A man goes into heaven and there he meets jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says “that is mother teresa’s clock it has never moved because she has never lied”. “There is Abraham Lincolns clock. He has .lied twice so it has moved twice.” “Where is Donald Trump’s?” Ask’s the man. Jesus answers “it is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan.”
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What time is it when you’re kids stay home 🏡 from school? Say no more
What would a clock look like with no numbers? Timeless
What do Time Clocks like to play? Tick Tock Toe.
In Africa, in every 60 seconds,... a minute passes
Why did the kid throw the clock out the window he wanted to see time fly
if its on the clock,its old enough for the cock
Why did the clock went out to the gazebo? To spend some time out .
I like my clocks like I like people
Under 12
Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock
He finally got up there, but a bird stole his co-
Q: How do you know it's time for bed at the neverland ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
IN THE MORNING AT 6:30 AM
Teacher : who fought in the world war I ME : Trump & Biden Teacher: Oh ok ..... well good job class see you tomorrow and study your books
AFTER SCHOOL
Teacher: Oh God those kids know nothing ''She looks at her clock'' Teacher : And now I am sewed
Why did the clock out the library?
It tocked to much
If her age is on the clock she gets the cock
What time eeeeeee
How do you kill time
Easy taking alarm clock and an assault rifle
one day I had the munchies,so I ate a clock it was very... TIME CONSUMING