Tock jokes
What do Time Clocks like to play?
Tick Tack Toe.
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
Why did the clock out the library?
It tocked too much!
If her internal clock can tock, she can sit on my cock.
Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's really time-consuming, especially if you go for seconds.
I've just been fired from the clock-making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
I ate a clock yesterday. It was very time-consuming.
What happens when a clock is hungry?
It goes back four seconds.
What did the clock do when it was hungry? It went back four seconds.